Endless Adventures Unofficial Lore
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"The Darkest Larder", by Jackkel Dragon
The Darkspawn Intruders
Fate has not been kind to the darkspawn. Whenever they come to the surface, they are always sent back to the Deep Roads after a long and bloody war. So when three cheese-loving darkspawn decided to sneak topside for a bite to eat, they were bound to run into trouble.
The Emissary Feaster is a fickle creature, often going on long raids into the surrounding lands to find anything edible. While not quite the cheese-lover like his companions, he will gladly eat anything that isn't a deepstalker or spider.
The Hurlock Smuggler loves cheese. He loves it so much that he hoards it, hiding it under floor panels, in barrels, even going as far as to bury cheese if he thinks he might get caught. When someone gets too close to his cheese, he wields two incredibly long cheese knives to horrific effect.
The Genlock Snacker likes cheese, especially when he's not in the middle of something else. His hobbies include shield-bashing random passerby to death, then sitting down to a one-sided conversation with the poor victim. It pleased him to find that the larder that the Emissary Feaster had found happened to have a servant that often visited the larder to prepare cheese orders, but he finds the servant's conversation lacking.
